Your Votes and The Internet’s Dumbest Products

Crowdsourced nonsense products, now dressed up for spooky season. View products, cast your vote, and maybe even purchase (are you okay?)

Haunt Your Cart With Regret 👻

Get ready for the spookiest collection of useless brilliance you never knew you needed. From creepy curiosities to haunted household nonsense, we’ve hand-picked the best of the worst for Halloween 2025.

Featured Product

One product. Zero sense. We regularly spotlight a gloriously pointless products and give it its own stage. Brought to you by your nominations (thank you!). And now awaiting your judgement. Have at it!

Weekly Leaderboard 💀

 

Meet this week’s most gloriously, gruesome, and wonderfully unnecessary products. Voted by the community. Roasted by all. Loved by absolutely no one.

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